Tuesday, June 30, 2009

bargains



Yesterday was filled with couch moving adventures, an ikea shopping spree, and a pizza buffet.

I'm moving into my new apartment next week and for some reason anytime I move I feel like I have to re-do everything about my room...furniture, bedding, color scheme. Ikea is always a good bet for bedding. I chose a blue duvet cover with white scrolling flowers that I have had my eye on for about 2 years. I will be posting pictures soon. I spent about 2 hours in ikea. It is a tiring experience. I kid you not - After walking around the entire store, I was TIRED. Worn down. I am also very indecisive, so I will see something I like, put it in the shopping cart, then 10 minutes later decide that it's not something I need or want right now, so I go back and put it where I found it. I have worked in retail myself and customers who can't walk a few yards to put an item back where they found it is quite irritating. I try to be a novel customer.

After the ikea extravaganza, it was off to Gatti Land. I treated Brian to a gourmet buffet of cold cinnamon sticks, greasy cheese bread, and a cornucopia of pizza. I don't mind being the only 2 people of caucasian descent in a restaurant. What I do mind is the madness of screaming children. Children whose parents are too passive to discipline them. That I cannot stand. Among the drooling, belligerant, and overpowering population of kids under the age of 11, Brian and I found Gatti Land to be just what the doctor ordered; pizza is the perfect way to end a day of ikea foot treking. I think we deserved the extra calories.

excitement:
I have become a frequent visitor of the local waco thrift stores. I have always been a bargain hunter, I suppose. The thought of finding something unique amidst a sea of non-unique and downright grungy items is a thrill for me. It's one thing to find something for $100 in a department store or the like. But when I find something like a Bill Clinton mug for 50 cents... that is exciting. I should probably add that I am collecting random/cute/quirky/interesting mugs as of last month. Right now my collection is at a beautiful 10 mugs. Among those ten I have some very cutesy ones with polka-dots, swirling flowers, etc. Then I also have an "I Love Jim" (from the Office) mug, the Bill Clinton mug, a gay pride mug, and a really great one with David Thoreau on it. My plan is to find some sort of display for them. Okay, I'm weird. I have always wanted some sort of thing to collect though. Never have really found anything that sparked my interest...until that fateful day in goodwill when I bought 3 mugs in one day ... and the collection started. It's been utterly riveting.

more excitement has recently come to me in the form of my first purchased piece of furniture. I'm not talking a side table or a clock ... I bought a couch. for 20 bucks. At Salvation Army. Let me just preface this by saying that this is not any ordinary Salvation Army. Kerrville has a couple of Salvation Armys, but I would not suggest walking into them without a full bottle of hand sanitizer strapped to your waist.This one, however, is quite good. It is a huge warehouse and upon walking inside, there are like 40 couches just lined up for one's viewing pleasure. Most of the furniture is in astonishingly perfect condition and is usually priced in the 60-100 range. Last Saturday I found a large couch for 24.99. It was great.

Being the indecisive person that I am, I couldn't decide if I should get the couch or just wait. The lady at the counter said that on that particular day everything in the store was 25% off...I took that as a sign and decided that I could not let the couch sit there without my claim any longer. It is now being stored in Brian's apartment until next week when I start moving in.

It's time for a cookie.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Andy Warhol




I am a huge fan of Andy Warhol. If you haven't seen the movie Factory Girl, you need to see it. It will change your life. sort of.

I want to decorate a secret room in my future house and cover the walls with Warhol paintings and his quotes. He is a crazy twisted genius and he inspires.

"In the future, everybody will be world famous for 15 minutes
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Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

I wonder if it's possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.

Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?"

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

zesty

I have a wonderful job.

The definition of wonderful involves a lot of sitting, talking, facebook stalking, texting, and dr. pepper floats.

I work in the computer lab of Hankamer Business School at Baylor University and my expert job title is "lab attendant." wow. so official. I cannot describe to you all of the responsibility and effort that comes with such a job as this. Sometimes I am even forced to put a new ink cartridge into a printer. Okay, you got me...that has not happened ... yet.

at first i was only getting about 25 hours a week...that was no bueno. But I have recently inflated that number to about 38 hours a week :) Before tomorrow my schedule is 11-4 M-F ... but starting tomorrow my schedule is 9-4 M-F, Saturdays I have off, and Sundays 5-8pm :) I am pretty excited about my hours! WHOO

TONIGHT IS A GOOD NIGHT. ITS TUESDAY.
what is so great about tuesday? okay okay I will tell you: $.50 movie and $3.33 taco place at Rosa's. LEGIT!! and $1.00 hot dogs at the movie. Can I just please ramble about how happy food and movie and snack for $5 makes me??? it makes me really happy. I'm going to see 17 again...okay dont make fun of me. I vowed that I would NEVER see a movie with Zac Efron in it (not only is he a star of High School Musical, but he is a completely unattractive douchebaggery little kid who frosts his hair.) ... however, I yahoo-movied 17 again and guess what? Yahoo users gave it an A-. OKAY THAT IS WHAT DARK KNIGHT RECEIVED. Any movie that has the same user rating as the likes of hottie heath (God rest his soul) and Boondock Saints and such...well, i think that i deserve to see it. and for 50 cents....i think that is almost an insult to it, so i'll take it. hahaha. Zac Efron is still an undesireable little frog in my opinion but I will insult him for 50 cents.

JENNIFER IS BACK FROM INDIA ... this makes me so happy! She is teaching me all about converting dollars to rupis. It is 1 dollar for every 50 rupis. This is a good bargain. She visited me at work at my oh so stressful job for like 2hours and I got to inspect her new purse. SO CUTE. it was only like _______ rupis, which converts to only 20 bucks. legit. she said she got me a scarf and bracelet too ... exciting :) I am about to be so cultured with an Indian scarf and Indian bracelet. Watch out Obama.... (not sure why I said that). So now that 3rd future roomie is back in waco, operation move in and buy furniture can commence. wheee.

Last time I went to Rosa's Tacos I got really stuffed. I think that is because I had a hot dog at the FIFTY CENT -no, not the rapper- movie right before we went to get 3.33 taco plate. and listen to this children: they give you 1)3 hard or soft chicken or beef tacos; 2)2 EXTREMELY DELICIOUS TORTS (aka tortilla...no, we're not getting arrested from Rosa's for TORTIOUS CRIMES); 3)rice and beans (i get double rice because I do not like beans); 3)unlimited supply of salsa and guac! it is quite a bargain, isn't it?

Another bright spot: ESKIMO HUT. Lindsay and I are going to make that a frequent occurance. We went yesterday and got a delicious treat called starburst with way too much something in it and then she came back to work with me.. It was a great representation of the Baylor Student Body: We brink alcohol to our campus jobs. Since orientation is going on. Speaking of Orientation, how many more people are we going to have to point in the direction of kayser auditorium?!? I'm not joking...literally there are huge signs in the lobby that say KAYSER on them and for some reason people miss them? c'mon people, we thought you were coming to Baylor because you were bright. Go to A&M if you don't know directions...or can't read. Thank you.

Have a good day, Blogster.

Friday, June 12, 2009

conglomerations

game plan for tonight: the josh abbott band at wild west with the loves of my life :)

i'll let you in on a little secret. i can't two step if my life depended on it. i'm from the hill country...which means that i should have a pretty good upbringing on two stepping and whatnot. but i can't do it. i've watched youtube videos and tried to learn...then i practice in the mirror and it's just ugly. the dancing department in general i have always come up a little short.

it shall be interesting though.

i also do not own any cowboy boots. that statement makes me very sad. so if you are reading this and would like to donate to the katie cowboy boots fund, please do not hesitate to do so. i wear a size 8 and would greatly appreciate any donation in any condition.

side note:
Brian is riding home in the storm with my parents.
1. he put 2 seasons of entourage on his ipod so he could "have a reason not to converse with my parents for 4 hours" - my dad likes to talk.
2. on the way out the door of my apartment, i started picking a price tag off of something in the middle of my hugs and kisses to the parentals. my mom thought this was hilarious and proceeded to tell brian: "you are going to have a very interesting wife."
3. the storm is going straight through san saba. where are my parents driving? straight through san saba. they will not change their course.
4. Brian made the hardest decision of his life just prior to my parents getting into waco: he purchased sperrys. FRAT ATTACK. I knew he would come around. better yet, he's already wearing them. "to break them in," he says. psh, yeah right. he is frat at heart.
5. today was my mom's birthday. i got her a george forman. she made me cupcakes and brownies. happy birthday ... mom(?)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Mother

There you are, Mother
hands like steel
hands like feathers
half smiling
with that ambiguous mouth

Auburn waves frame your face
silver sunlit specks
There is wisdom in your eyes
a hint of disdain in your heart
There you are

The wind touches your dress
teasing it
undulating fabric around your knees
those sturdy knees
atop those disproportioned ankles

There you are
your half curved mouth
unequivocal only to me
Your favorite apron strategically tied
around a perpetually slender middle

Hands like stained glass
fragile, colorful, strong
Hands like steel
Hands like feathers
Here I am, Mother